The other day when I yamcha with YeeVoom at 1U, she reminded me about my dental surgery joke. It happened to me few years ago, it is still funny when think about that.
There was an ucler in mouth which was not cured after few months. Recommended by my regular dentist to the specialist dentist. That specialist dentist even got "Dato" title, sound so professional and famous. But what worried me the most was the price, of course, I am just a poor employee.
The receptionist nurse is a young pretty girl, extra bonus for a guy visiting dental clinic (hehe...). After the dentist looked at my ucler, he said it was not an ucler, it was actually a blocked saliva vessel which maybe caused by accidental bite in my mouth. Then he continued saying :"It has been some time I never met this kind of condition, but the remedy is very easy, just a minor surgery. I can do it now, cost you 300 bucks only." But somehow I felt he was actually grinningly smiling and I could imagine that he might be thinking :"It is funny, long time never do this fun surgery already, today got a 'water fish' here for me to have fun, hehehe..."
Anyway, considering the necessity of the surgery and I needed to pay again the consultation fee if I came back later for the surgery and also I'm a Nike supporter, so I said :"Just do it"
There was another nurse in the surgery room, she is also quite pretty. This old dentist is so ****, only hire pretty nurse. He also called the nurse at the reception to come in to assist this surgery. One of them needed to hold my lower lip all the time because the "ulcer" was behind my lower lip.
The fun part of this surgery was, I could actually see the whole surgery process through the reflection from the dentist glasses. Maybe he might be wondering why I looked at his eyes all the time but actually I was looking at what he did to my "ulcer". It was kind of weird feeling because I could see I was bleeding but I didn't feel of any pain at all (of course it was because of the anaesthesia). And of course the excessive blood in my mouth will disturb the surgical operation, another nurse (the pretty receptionist nurse) was in charge of the sucker and regularly suck the blood out from my mouth upon the order given by the dentist. So, in the whole surgery the dentist kept saying to her :"suck it, suck it". Ok, that was very normal procedure and professional verbal language. But after some time, my mind went to somewhere little bit blueish. I thought of some other meaning of "suck it". My first reaction was to laugh, because I really felt it was a funny scene, a patient held on the dentist chair while the dentist kept asking his nurse to "suck" me. But I couldn't laugh, because my lip was held by another nurse and basically I couldn't move. In the end I chose to close my eyes and pretend being deaf so that I could control myself not to laugh.
Anyway, the surgery went on and been successful. The dentist told me to return to the clinic to remove the thread after one week. But I didn't because all of the thread dropped off before I took dinner that night. He is good in cutting but not in sewing.
